In light of recent events, and as a token of appreciation for the sterling work that the Sudanese Justice Ministry does in maintaining high moral standards, I'd like to propose a list of songs which would be "essential listening" for the Sudanese Minister of Justice.

Here are my nominations:

"Teddy Bear" (Elvis Presley)
"Teddy Bears' Picnic"
"Waltzing with Bears"
"Whip Crack-Away"