You have to pardon Shane (BDiBR), Jezebel. He had a deprived childhood. His ideas of "fun" tend to run along certain fairly narrow and predictable channels....most of which have to do with alcohol, fast food, and loose women...or hopefully all three of those at the same time.

He was arrested not too long ago for urinating on the back wall of a Tim Horton's Donut Shop in Blind River, Ontario. He may have thought of it as his Funwall, but the police did not see it that way. They charged him with indecent exposure. Shane objected strenuously to that, saying, "It was not in decent! It wasn't in at all! It was OUT OF MY PANTS at the time and I was flippin' ALONE!!!"

But he only thought he was alone. A couple of the girls who work there got incriminating photos with a cellphone camera. It just wasn't Shane's lucky day, eh?