Spaw! God help us both!
'cos I always think something worse, like who was the lucky chap? though having had a mini stroke myself, I am all too aware that it is no laughing matter.

For me try...... Is your Grammar up to date?

I would like to start an 'Is your GRANDMA up to date? thread as a copycat

Or, as it is time for us all to catch colds here in the northern hemisphere, I would like to counter 'noise nuisance' with a new thread entitled.....'NOSE nuisance'

I could go on, but I wont............
I think perhaps its soeone elses turn;0)
Cheers, Lucy