A. You have again mistakenly rhymed "stair" with "Rapaire." "Rapaire" rhymes with "take a pee" or "Mother Machree."

B. As a matter of fact, I got her to complete the LSAT application form and on the Saturday of the LSAT test she had nothing else to do so she took it. So yes, I drove her to the law. Several times, in fact, when we both had classes at the good ol' U. of Akron.