The first rule of driving across the desert is.....

If ye break down, DO NOT LEAVE THE VEHICLE - Stay on the road!

Well one bloke, driving across the desert broke down and he thought, "I'll just walk over that sand dune and see if there's an oasis close by"

Well! There isn't and as one sand dune looks like another - He gets lost

After two hours of stumbling around trying to find the road he sits down to wait for help, or death!

An hour later he sees a speck on the horizon and it appears to be moving.

After half an hour he can see that it IS moving towards him and it's another human being so he starts to run towards it.

After a further hour they meet and the the figure turns out to be an eskimo n full 'skins' driving a dog-sled.

"Am I glad to see you!" said the guy as the dog sled comes to a halt. "I'm lost!"

The eskimo looks at him and says, "YOU'RE lost???????"