Well, the Shatman is pretty well unmatched in everything he does, isn't he? ;-)

I hadn't actually gotten around to what JT says about YOU, lefthanded guitar. It's even worse. He turns white with fury when your name comes up and utters a string of curses that would reduce Blackbeard the Pirate to stunned silence. He has a picture of you on the barn wall at his country place and he uses it for target practice. He has burned you in effigy in his backyard. I know for a fact that he would be willing to walk 500 miles just for the chance to be the first to pee on your gravestone.