The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #106622   Message #2205876
Posted By: catspaw49
30-Nov-07 - 06:46 PM
Thread Name: James Taylor convert?
Subject: RE: James Taylor convert?
Hawkster, this anger and aggression you see from JT is the result of the work done at the Neil Young Center for the Terminally Screwed which precipitated Taylor's generous gift to build the new wing which houses the James Taylor Catatonic Blandness Rehab Clinic.   

Dr. Cojones, medical director, at first thought Taylor was beyond help but massive electro-shocks coupled with Dopamine in huge doses set James on the path to simple blandness without being catatonic. Sadly, he occasionally goes batshit as you have witnessed. This happens when he overdoses on the Dopamine combined with a night of Thai food. It isn't so much that the overdose screws him up but he gets the flaming projectile shits from the Pad Thai and Me Grob, a sort of fire and rain combination shootin' out his ass.

JOHN otSC.........I fear you may have regressed a bit. We'll hold the Arthur Godfrey Suite open should you decide that therapy might be useful. Or would you prefer the even blander Gordon Bok Primitive Roomette?

Spaw