You guys are just jealous, because Carly Simon has never shown even a flicker of interest in any of you and she never would. You don't fool me.

And, Spaw, at least spell the good doctor's name right! It's "Doctor Cojones". Porfirio Estancia De Los Gran Cojones. He was kicked out of the famed Pinche Cabron Clinic in Mexico City for his unorthodox procedures, but happily he found a new home at the NYCFTTS and the JTCFCB or whatever the hell the acronym is.