Hey Stigweard you almost spoiled my post.

I have only one God and that is Aston Villa. I have followed them through thick and thin, without question, even when times were bad.
Martin O'Neill is a disciple.
The eleven players are the bread of life and the fishes are the clean shirts hanging out ready for the next match.
The crowd are the followers.

You religious people can think what you like but you are so far off beam.