I have known some sick bastards, Spaw, but none of them could hold a candle to you! ;-) And they wouldn't want to either. It might cause the biggest explosion since the great Halifax disaster.

The Great Halifax Explosion


The main problem with Mick Jagger is that he isn't Carly Simon. If he was, he'd be 100% better and more delectable in every way. Same goes for what's-his-name and Winona Ryder, only more so.