Could be a blues song in here somewhere -

Well I woke up this morning,
Feeling kinda smart.
Woke up this morning,
Feeling kinda smart.
Got outta bed right away,
Cause you should never trust a fart.

I made it to the bathroom
made it A Okay.
Made it to the bathroom,
Made it A Okay.
Wrote a 3 book novel,
And a scientifice research paper on the causes and cures of global warming on the way.