"If My Body Were A Car"

If my body were a car, this is the time I would be
thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I've
got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish
and my paint job is getting a little dull ....

But that's not the worst of it.

My headlights are out of focus and it's especially
hard to see things up close.

My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I
slip and slide and skid and bump into things
even in the best of weather.

My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.

Almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter. .....
either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires!