The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #105401   Message #2207475
Posted By: Uncle_DaveO
03-Dec-07 - 09:05 AM
Thread Name: BS: The Fifth Joke Thread for 2007 cont.
Subject: RE: BS: The Fifth Joke Thread for 2007 cont.
Male Customers At Lowes:

A "heads up" for those men who may be regular Lowes customers.

Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends. Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag & Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No", and instead ask you for a ride to another store. You agree, and they get in the back seat.

On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat & starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen Aug 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, & 24th. Also Sept 1st, 4th, twice on the 8th, three times just yesterday and very likely this coming weekend. So tell your friends to be careful.