LOLOLOL!
Now, I KNOW I have to pay, but sometimes the amount just gobsmacks me for a bit. Especially at the grocery or when Christmas shopping....(which, but the way, I absolutely HATE!)

Look, I admit I don't know Jack about carebureators...or howeverthehellitsspelt.

Ref the Toilet Seat: The ONLY reason I'd like it down (well, there are 2 reasons)
1) I don't fall in at 3 AM in the dark.
2) The splatters don't show if the seat is down.

I NEVER ask how I look. I look in the mirror. It usually tells me more than I want to know anyway.

Put them in yer pipe and smoke it.