The meat itself will not be greasy if - repeat - "you Prick the skin all over, several times while it is cooking to let the grease run out".

And no matter how rancid the grease gets your saddle will always smell better that Spaw's saddle.

Oh and it only works on leather saddles, it won't do a damned thing for them cheapie plastic saddles you get nowadays

And in case you are wondering why bicycle saddles have holes in the top. They did that "Especially for Spaw".