"Are you a stogdy staid old curmudgeon, or do you embrace life with glee?"
That's like asking "is it colder in Alaska or on Tuesday?"

I think I can plead guilty to both non-alternatives (though I'm not really sure I've ever been stogdy. Anyhow, I went into the folk-CD-selling business when I was over 70--which I guess is sort of childish.(Started Digitrad as a stripling of 59)