Ok, This is one my mates sing at school and its slightly different to the others we hear..

Mickey Mouse is in the house
Pulling down his trousers
Quick comes mom to smack his bum
What colour will they be?
[person landed on]-Blue[or other colour]
B-L-U-E spells blue
O-U-T
O-U-T
O-U-T spells out!
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Police man,Police man do your duty
Here comes [someone's name here]
The bathing Beauty
She can do rhumba
She can do the splits
She can make her skirt fly over her hips
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Im tellin on you
your eyes are blue
you kissed a boy/girl
in primary 2

i'm tellin
your smellin
went to watch your teachers wedding

You are Stupid and wierd
But dont get pissed
cuz you just got dissed
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