An old man in the stands at the football game is staring at the young punk with his pants hanging down his butt, throwing his chest around, looking all tough, with a big ol' mohawk.

Kid catches his eye and says, "What you starin' at, old man?"

After a long pause, the man says, "Well, a long time ago, I f*&%@$ a chicken, and I'm just thinking you might be my son."

Dani (I'll be getting my hat,now)