She's dating an 18 pounder with 1 1/2 ears? What half of him went to frostbite? This is turning into quite a tail. Maybe she should go a little farther afield, Portland may not have as many well cared for men as needed. Is there a local petting zoo near by?
Deb, I would've thought that you had alrealy had the talk with her?

Good luck with all the new animals that she brings home.

Raising kids is never a fair deal, you have to sometimes watch all your hard work & lessons get laid by the roadside when the 1st primate comes knuckling along. But an 18 pound frostbitten,,,,,,

I thought I tought my youngest to walk & then run but I just keep watching him fall down & now he's chasing skirts, I can hardly wait for the crash. Can't wait till he's caught by a couger.

Enjoy her while she's home again, of course I know you are.

Barry