Little Jenny: "God sorta looks like Santa on a cross."

There are major religions and then there are serious religions.
Judaism is major but not serious. After aits followers are only Jewish. Evaangelicals don't call themselves Christianish. Evangelicals are a serious religion but not a major religion, except for its use by the Republican party.
Islam is both major and serious. Islamic law can get you stoned but not in the good way. Cartoons and teddy bears can all conspire against you by Islamic law.
Buddism is major with a minor in seriousness, while Hinduism has a flavor for everything under the sun, especially sex.
Catholocism has a lock on both serious and major with its grand wahzzoo Pope and all its little chess pieces below.