Ummmm< you ain't got one of them battery operated one's do ya, BtheS??? If so, throw the sumabich out... And if yers ain't wood, throw it out...

Wood gets the job done...

The WGSR don't like me messin' with it at all... Okay, we sit down for an occasional talk but then it jus' does it's thing... You know, like figurating the wirin' problem in womenz...

Okay, it ain't fool proof... It once told me that if I wne to the North Pole and just ealked 'round it counterclockwise that fir revolution 'round the pole I'd be a day younger'... But, what the heck... I saved up all year and went on up there and walked round that sumabich 'nuff to have taken off at least 20 years... Wore my poor ol' hillbilly out, it did... Tood a couple weeks to recover and after everything was said and done I felt a couple years olders...

But other than that and the 200 election, the WGSR has been purdy much reliable... And, between you and me, I think the WGSR got the 2000 election right...

B~