"Saying Grace At Holiday Meal"

Toto, the pastor's son is taken aside by his
mother who asks him to say grace at the
table before all the quests invited to the noon
meal.

He rebels: "But, Ma, what do I say?"

"Just repeat what you've heard me say so
many times..."

Toto stands and says in a loud voice:

"DEAR LORD, WHY DID I INVITE ALL THESE
PEOPLE?"


Dave Oesterreich