You'll just have to revise the Cuckoo's Nest script a little bit.

"....But it's the SUPER BOWL, Nurse Ratched!"

....and your New England Patriots WILL be there!

You could have changed the script to ice fishing, but an earlier post here warned you against it.

I've seen the photos of you looking like Dizzy Gillespe with one cheek. Made me feel better about some things I had to go through. Thy pains were greater than mine.

Presents will be waiting for your return. No WC Fields, mind you, but as my Drill Sargeant in Basic Training used to say, "If you have a problem, see the Chaplain!" (In your case, the Keaton, too!)

Heal, my friend! Just like they taught you in obedience school!

Alas, the estate of the late David Seville could not use an over 50, bearded, lopsided one-cheeked baritone Chipmunk wielding a 'hran for their upcoming Clancy Bros. tribute album, so write home when you find work!