Dear Rapaire,

I couldn't help but notice that your song refers to "Chriftmas", not "Chrifsmas". "Chriftmas" is the holiday celebrated by followers of the FTM, the Floating Tortellini Monster, not the Flying Spaghetti Monster. FTM is generally considered an offshoot of FSM, though many of the FTM's followers bristle at the idea. If you thing the Shiites and Sunis don't get along, don't even think about putting an Orthodox Pastafarian and an Tortellinian in the same room without a referee.