Mick Waterson told Jim he shouldn't write songs about problems, but about solutions. Jim's answer to this was that he only really knew one thing worth knowing, about toilet rolls getting out of sync.

'Pass one ply round behind, see your problems all unwind.
There was never a fault in the roll you'll find,
If you just pass one ply round behind.'

My life has been free from problem toilet rolls ever since, thanks to Jim.