I remember seeing a paper posted to an undergrad English class discussion board by one of my classmates. My friend and I (both Communications students happening to be taking an English class) read through it together, and were always somewhere between hysterical laughter and actual physical pain at looking at such horrible writing.
Terrible sentence structure, terrible spelling, using the wrong words (STRAIGHT, not STRAIT!), and a terrible structure for the whole essay were featured in this case. Ick, ick, ick.
Cheers,
Seiri.