The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #106918   Message #2216578
Posted By: Jeri
16-Dec-07 - 01:44 PM
Thread Name: BS: gnu's vacation; Gimmie a break eh!
Subject: RE: BS: gnu's vacation; Gimmie a break eh!
He got out.
So Gnu, does this mean you're going to be pretty?

The trick is to prepare for the test beforeyou go in:

What is your name?
A1: Gnu
A2: You tell me YOURS first
A3: George Clooney. Wanna go out?

Do you know where you are?
A1: Auntie Em? Oh, Auntie Em, I had the STRANGEST dream!
A2: Feels like a bed
A3: Dunno. The last thing I remember was being in the escape pod after the Orglobphians exclumed the ship's swole with a eptheron torpedo.

Can you sit up?
A: Not unless you give me a treat

Can you pee?
A: Dunno - give me a sec... (your expression is important)

Are you having any pain?
I think you already came up with the best answer.

Seriously, I'm glad everything went reasonably well and your sense of humor survived intact. You'll have to come down here for a visit sometime!