Loved the optician and Sensitive man ones.


A woman gets into a rail carriage and sits down. There's also a man reading the paper.

After a while of looking at him, she says, "Excuse me." he puts the paper down. "Yes?" She says, "Sorry ro bother you but are you Jewish?"

"No", he says, and resumes reading.

After a few minutes she says,"Sorry, but aren't you Jewish?" "No" he says again, more firmly and reads on.

A longer pause then she says,"Really sorry to bother you." "What is it?" thus he testily, putting down his paper. "Are you sure you're not Jewish."

"Well", he says, "If you really must know, yes actually I am."

"Funny," she says,"To be honest with you,you don't look it."


   Ivor