I can smoke a pipe in here? Honest? Truly? May ASCAP sue me and Harry Fox license my every word! WOBH! I'll drag in a dozen recliners! TWO dozen! You want those with or without the vibrators? (Excuse me, yes, I know they are "electric massage units....geesh...) and I will stand right here next to the high velocity exhaust fan so it will contaminate as little air volume as possible...

How about a nice handmade comforter to go there, too?