On Friday at the office Christmas party @ a fancy 3 or 4 star hotel, the crackers on our table had 2 quotable quotes! One of mine was from Ghandi - I can't remember them now but they were about education.

They also contained very boring hats (most were not even opened) & a very dreary toy. Mine was a green insect, so I scrounged someone else's unicorn & also found a Comedy mask & a squirrel.

Another table did have crackers with the usual silly jokes, but the same hats & toys.