Ok duno where all u ppl r from but here's 2 i'v grown up with in AUS!!!!!


MARY had a little lamb
she thought it rather silly
she threw it up in the air
and cought it by it's
WILLY was a bulldog sitting in the grass
down came a bee and stung him up the
ASK no questions tell no lies i saw
two police men doing up their
FLIES are dirty fleas are worse
this is the end of my dirty little verse!!

          AND........


Mary had a little skirt
twas split right up the sides
and every time that mary walked
the boys could see her thighs
Mary had another skirt
twas split right up the front
and every time that mary walked
the boys could see her C*#@