Just heard that Christmas Crackers are now off the menu as the term may offend Christians with Seasonal Affectiveness Disorder.

Non-Denominational Winter Holiday songs will be permitted if they do not contain references to any deities, saints, messiahs or other words or phrases with the potential to cause offence to people with fragile sensitivities.

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