There was an old woman who lived in a shoe.
She had so many children, she could accommodate a rain barrel.

Peas porridge hot,
Peas porridge cold,
Peas porridge in the pot,
Nine days old.
THAT'S pretty pees poorage.

There was a young lad and his name was Billy.
He leapt over a candle and burnt his willy.
How silly.