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Thread #107090   Message #2217682
Posted By: Bobert
17-Dec-07 - 08:10 PM
Thread Name: BS: If you were comatose...
Subject: RE: BS: If you were comatose...
I guess it would all depend on how long I'd been comatose...

Two weeks: Yeah, okay... Like Amos, Dennis Kucinich's wife would be just fine 'cause I'd still look sexy and handsome like I look now... Okay, maybe not Dennis's wife... Is Morgan Fairchild available???

But like if it's 20 years from now and I'm all old and worn out lookin', you know, ahhhhh, I don't want to wake up and there's Dennis's wife or Morgan Fairchild... I want to wake up and see someone who will still think I look okay, like, ahhhhhh, Mother Terresa...

(Bobert, Mother Terresa died...)

Okay, Lureen McCall... No, make it Racheal Welsh... No, Jane Fonda... No, Joe Namouth... No, not Joe... Jimmy Carter... Yeah, Jimmy Carter...

Okay, I'm ready to play now...

Two weeks: Morgan Fairchild, or Dennie's wife

20 years: Jimmy Carter

Anything beyond 20 years, just pull the plug, thankee...

B;(