My poor old computer is having troubles... I don't think it's age related and it certainly not abuse - I've not used percussive maintenance for ages...

It's awfully slow and won't load half it's programmes properly. We've defraged, deleted ancient crap and tried to move stuff to other drives. It's not a happy bunny.

Also, if anyone can tell me how I get it to tell me how to close CDs when I've transferred files to a CDRom... We have a CDWrite wizard, but it can only be found on the last Saturday in November, when the moon is full and the daffodils are blooming in Peru.

I think it needs a service, and the service may well be a Requiem Mass....

Please, spare a thought for my poor computer?

LTS