The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #107124   Message #2218695
Posted By: GUEST,Bardford
19-Dec-07 - 12:28 AM
Thread Name: BS: Puke--thoughts needed, good or bad.
Subject: RE: BS: Puke--thoughts needed, good or bad.
From Spinal Tap (the movie):


--- The Thamesmen play Gimme Some Money ---      
--- British TV: Pop, Look & Listen 1965 ---

Marty:    Your first drummer was uh....
Nigel:    The peeper....
David:    Joe stumpy Pepys...great great...uh...tall blond geek..
           with glasses uh...
Nigel:    Uh.. good drummer.
David:    Great look, good drummer.
Nigel:    Good, good drummer....
David:    Fine drummer....
Marty:    What happened to him?
David:    He died, he, he died in a bizarre gardening accident some
           years back.
Nigel:    It was really one of those things...it was...you know...the
           authorities said...you know...well best leave it unsolved,   
          really...you know.
Marty:    And he was replaced by...uh....
David:    Stumpy Joe - Eric Stumpy Joe Childs.
Marty:    What happened to Stumpy Joe?
Derek:    Well, uh, it's not a very pleasant story..but, uh,
David:    He's passed on.
Derek:    he died. uh...he choked on..the ac- the official explanation
           was he choked on vomit.
Nigel:    It was actually, was actually someone else's vomit.
           It's not....
David:    It's ugly.
Nigel:    You know. There's no real....
Derek:    You know they can't prove whose vomit it was...they don't   
           have the facilities at Scotland Yard....
David:    You can't print, there's no way to print a spectra-photograph
Nigel:    You can't really dust for vomit.