It may make sense, but it wont; sell papers!

Trust me, I did a special AJA accredited 'journalist class' run by ex-editors of famous papers. All the 'mature age' students were shocked by the arrogant and inflamatory attitude demanded, nay, insisted on by the organisers.

A sample case of a plane having engine trouble and a frightened passenger getting a bit out of control with the plane returning, was not deemed 'fit to print' until it bordered on the 'terrorist gang rapist mass murdere runs amok, subdued handcuffed after frantic life and death struggle by stewards and passengers' mould...

I'm now qualified to join the AJA ...

and I'm NOT making this up, you know....