Is anyone interested in starting a Mudcat Singalong and Projectile Vomiting Group?

NO.

But some songs make me wanna throw up, like

"Here's a little song I wrote
I like to sing it note by note.
Don't worry. Be Happy"

-snip-

And there's

"When the Red, Red Robin Comes Bob-Bob Bobbin' Along
When the red, red robin comes bob, bob, bobbin' along, along
There'll be no more sobbin' when he starts throbbin' his old sweet song
Wake up, wake up you sleepy head
Get up, get out of your bed
Cheer up, cheer up the sun is red
Live, love, laugh and be happy..."

-snip-

What do these two songs have in common?

Barfibility

I hate it when people tell me I have to be happy!