At the risk of screwing up whatever is left of your miserable lives, I relate this tale which you will always remember. No need to thank me.

I'm about 12 and at church summer camp, a two week summer ritual from the time I was 10 til I was 17. Tommy Young is sitting across from me at lunch and when some kid says something about the food making him want to blow lunch, Tommy uttered the words that flash into my mind EVERYTIME I have prayed to the porcelain god for the past 47 gawddamn years:

"I got dibs on the big chunks!"

I saw Tommy about 5 years back, first time since we graduated from high school. First thing I did was call him a sunnavabitch for that remark so many years before. He was impressed he'd had so much effect on my life..LOL

Spaw