Worst one I ever heard........It was before we moved back from Georgia so I guess maybe '87. REdneck throwing up in Chick Fil-A parking lot and my friend asks if he's okay. The guy says he's doing a little carpentry. Our response was "Say what?" He says, "Karen Carpentry."

The temptation to kick this guy in the balls was really strong but we did at least ignore him, hopefully not giving him any satisfaction.

Spaw