Oh, bobert, oh dear. What will we ever do with you? Now, we 'know' that men are from Mars and women from Venus...but you are the last man on Earth I'd suspect of being from Mars.


Are you out beyond Uranus yet? How's the view?
Did anyone accompany you? (Like, maybe, did you take the Shrub and Henchmen off planet too????----please say yes.)
Are there any Wimmens there? (if not, yer in trubble now, bud)
Do they have 'politics'? If not, I wanna come along!
    (I'm a whiz at cooking on short money, but you'll eat a lot of
      cabbage and potatoes)

Pssst---send me some of what yer smokin', bud.