WHAT IS A SUGAR DOG? Wrong question!!! WHO IS A SUGAR DOG? There ya go!

Hold the phone-- just realized you Tavern folk don't stop to read when you come in! If you did, you'd know--

I am THE Sugar Dog!

You may be A sugar dog, or maybe not.

And I guess since Leej brought it up, the Sugar Dog Man is just the man who KNOWS a Sugar Dog when he SEES one.

And Sugar Dog always knows good laps to land in, see?

Good night Seattle!

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