We Wish You a Scary Christmas
parody of "We Wish you a Merry Christmas" by Nancy Fuller & Jesse Fuller Weinstein, written December 21, 2007

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Chorus:

We wish you a scary Christmas (3x)
and a crappy New Year!

Verses:

Good fighting we bring,
to those you call friends.
Good fighting on Christmas,
and a crappy New Year!

So give us a frigging break -- (pause), (3x)
and get out of here.

We won't leave because it's our house,
We won't leave because it's your house,
We won't leave because it's their house,
So we'll all stay right here.