My Dad used to sing a little ditty that went (in part, as this is all I remember):
   
    Oh, I was born ten thousand years ago,
    And I'll whip the man who says it isn't so
    I saw Jonah swallow the whale
    Daniel pull the lion's tail
    And I'll whip the man who says it isn't so.

I believe this was one of those where you sit around and make up verses until the fire burns down (or the beer run out [or both])!