The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #95401 Message #2220609
Posted By: GUEST,Slag
21-Dec-07 - 07:27 PM
Thread Name: BS: 'you're so old...' jokes needed for 60th
Subject: RE: BS: 'you're so old...' jokes needed for 60th
My Dad used to sing a little ditty that went (in part, as this is all I remember):
Oh, I was born ten thousand years ago,
And I'll whip the man who says it isn't so
I saw Jonah swallow the whale
Daniel pull the lion's tail
And I'll whip the man who says it isn't so.
I believe this was one of those where you sit around and make up verses until the fire burns down (or the beer run out [or both])!