Well, I don't know, Beer... I only been in space fir a day... I was 'sposed to get my disorientation but seems that with Christmas an' all, the disoreintators weren't 'round and so here I am, all Earth oriented and without a clue...

But, screw 'um... I'm havin' Christmas come Hell or high water... If they bust me I'll jus' play dumb...

"Whad??? You don't have Christmas up here??? What are you all??? A bunch of commies???"

Yeah, that oughtta buy me some time...

Ho, ho, ho....

B~