I've got tablet... my Secret Santa gang of 3 gave me tablet! (for those who don't have Scottish Phrase book - tablet is a big piece of toffee fudge)
There's a knock at the side door, the one to the north. Mack and Jean-Claude-Paul-Francoise have got us a little something in their truck. Just hope it's not polar bear poo for the roses again... it was ages before anyone realised where the smell was coming from - we all thought it was Bert!