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Thread #107170   Message #2220764
Posted By: Dave Hanson
22-Dec-07 - 04:37 AM
Thread Name: voted best scottish joke
Subject: RE: voted best scottish joke
True story, the great Jimmy Shand was staying at a hotel somewhere in Scotland and at breakfast he asked the waitress for some honey for his last piece of toast, when she gave him the smallest portion he had ever seen, he remarked " ah see ye keep a bee "

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