Oh LOOK! A magic wand! A wave and...everything is neat and clean and smells like peppermint and pine. There's a blazing fire in the hearth. The glasses are clean; the tables shining and set and waiting for MMario to fill them. The bar is stocked. There is fresh ice, egg nog, mulled wine. even the bathrooms are sparkling clean. Look - real towels! And little blue blocks in the urinals. (Someday someone will have to explain to me why there are little blus blocks in the urinals...targets?)
Think I'll slip this little gadget into my pocket. My house could use a wave.