The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #21027   Message #222118
Posted By: Spider Tom
03-May-00 - 08:44 AM
Thread Name: keeping a breast
Subject: RE: keeping a breast
What can I say in just a few lines,
I hasten to comment,
In just a few rhymes.


I read a ladys question,
It had some people vexed,
Of playing on a banjo,
Adorned, by solo breast.
Well! Do you try to hide it?
I hear, that there's no way,
Just keep in mind, a resting breast,
Can make some peoples day.

Does it wobble as you're plucking,
Do you have to tell it "stay",
Or else you find the juggling,
Puts you off your play.
Do you see some men, a'perving,
As they're peeping through their hair,
And grin, because you know,
You're hideing, half a perfect pair.