Another good reason not to post NUTTIN' FOR CHRISTMAS is that it has already been posted here.

I found this quote posted in another forum, with no title, attribution, or other explanation:

Why don't Santa Claus bring nothing to me? Why don't he never, never call?
Other little boys get plenty of toys, but I get nothing at all.
I've heard of Christmas carols. I've seen a Christmas tree,
But I must have been a very, very naughty little boy
'Cause he never brings nothing to me.